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SOPA and PIPA

January 18th, 2012

*looks up from dusting off blog* *is embarrassed by dustiness*

Sorry it’s been so long, y’all. I could give you a whole list of excuses about WHY I haven’t posted lately, but let’s just agree not to talk about it and move forward, m’kay?

So. Today is the big blackout protesting SOPA and PIPA. Wikipedia’s dark today, as is Reddit, and lots of smaller sites have taken themselves offline as well. Google is up and running but has a dark bar across it’s name on the homepage and if you click it, it will take you to all sorts of information about the two bills that are at issue.

If you want to learn about what’s going on, I suggest going to:

1) The Wall Street Journal’s Q&A
2) The actual SOPA bill (this version’s nicely searchable for the problematic paragraphs).

If you want to protest what’s going on, you can go to Google’s homepage and follow their links to contact your representatives.

Someone on Facebook asked me, in a nutshell, what this was all about, so I decided I’d take some time to talk about my thoughts on the issue. Let’s face it, Internet piracy is a problem. If, like me, your livelihood depends on people purchasing copies of something you’ve created, it’s a BIG PROBLEM. Authors are forever getting up in arms about Internet piracy and rightly so. To me, it’s very telling that one of the main communities SOPA and PIPA are intended to protect are one of the most vocal opponents of the bills.

The problem is, because of the language in the bills, they COULD be interpreted in a way that would allow the government to shut down websites that weren’t actually in the business of selling other people’s stuff in an illegal way. Sites like Wikipedia and Facebook and Twitter, which function primarily based on user-uploaded content that is not vetted by the host site before posting could be targeted/punished for having pirated material.

There’s also a DNS conversion issue at stake, but it seems like it’s being resolved. (This gets really technical. You can look it up if you want, but since it doesn’t seem like something that’s going to happen, I’m not going to talk about it right now.)

If SOPA and PIPA become law, they probably WOULDN’T be used to limit free speech on the Internet. That’s not the intent of the bill. The problem is that it’s been badly written enough that it COULD be interpreted that way, and who knows what crazy thing could happen years down the road and so why not WRITE IT BETTER so that there isn’t so much grey area for the attorneys and elected officials to muck around in later?

Yes, piracy’s awful, but congress needs to go back and craft a more careful bill. That’s what the protests are about. And lots of people are frustrated with Congress’s unwillingness to do what authors do EVERY DAY and rewrite something so that it’s better than it was before.

Personally, I think the real problem is that the bill has been written by (mostly) old men, many of whom are out of touch with how the Internet really functions as a global community. Ergo, THEY don’t see the problem with what they’ve written, while our generation is saying “Hey! HEY! Don’t write it like that, you guys!”

I don’t think anyone is out to squash the free speech of the Internet in the United States (though other countries, namely China, certainly aren’t shy about this, and I think it feeds the fear of the protestors.) I think everyone wants to protect the interests of authors and movie makers and other people who are at risk for e-piracy. I think it’s good that Congress wrote some bills trying to help stop that stuff. I think it’s good that people who are better versed in the virtual world than Congress is looked at the bills and said “these need some work.”

I think it’s pretty lame that Congress has, so far, said “Nah. It’s good enough.”

I hope they change their minds. I hope, like all good authors, they listen to the well-reasoned criticisms they’ve received and revise the bills for the better. I guess we’ll see.

Happy Holidays!

December 22nd, 2011

Many thanks to Saundra Mitchell for putting this together. And now: HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM YA TO YOU! (Watch all the way to the very last second. For real.)

*Hammer Falls*

December 20th, 2011

Authors Against Animal Abuse

The Humane Society fundraising auctions are OVAH!

We raised just shy of $550.00 in the Humane Society auctions, plus Carrie Ryan and Diana Peterfreund’s matching donations. That’s over $1600.00 for animals in need!
I hear you all out there. “Oh, it’s Christmas. I didn’t have the money to bid – those lots went high SO FAST.”
Okay. OKAY. Second chances. That’s what the holidays are all about. Well, not really, but play along, all right?
If you donate to your local animal shelter between now and the New Year, I will send you signed swag. You can drop off a bag of dog/cat food, you can hand them $5.00, you can spend an hour cleaning litter boxes. I don’t care HOW you donate. Also, because it’s the holidays, we’re doing this by the honor system. I’m not gonna make you send me photos of pet food receipts. If you post pictures of you cleaning litter boxes, you’ll get bonus points, but be forewarned . . . photos like that are blog fodder! This offer open (sadly) to U.S. residents only. Donate. Email me about it (christine at christinejohnsonbooks dot com). Do it by 1/1/12. Include your snail mail addy. Get signed stuff.
If you’ll help give those animals a second chance, I’ll give you a second chance at the goodies. Simple as that.
Happy Holidays.

Authors Against Animal Abuse: The Auctions

December 13th, 2011

Authors Against Animal Abuse

Finally, after much plotting and planning, the auctions are LIVE. Why are we doing this? Because of a horrible situation I encountered a few weeks ago.

And because YA authors are generous and awesome, YOU get to help abused and neglected animals while getting some amazing books.

100% of the proceeds from these auctions will go to benefit the Humane Society of Indianapolis. Additionally, Carrie Ryan and Diana Peterfreund will both match the aggregate of the high bids with up to $1,000 each, to be donated to their own local animal shelters. I will be donating volunteer hours at the Humane Society of Indianapolis – 4 hours for every $100 raised by the auctions, up to $1,000.

Here are the links to the individual auctions, as well as their contents:

1) The Mortal Instruments series (City of Bones, City of Ashes, City of Glass, City of Fallen Angels) by Cassandra Clare, in hardcover, each containing a signed bookplate. ALSO, Claire de Lune and Nocturne by Christine Johnson, Claire de Lune in paperback and Nocturne in hardcover, both signed.

2) The Forest of Hands and Teeth trilogy (The Forest of Hands and Teeth, The Dead-Tossed Waves, The Dark and Hollow Places) by Carrie Ryan, in hardcover, signed. ALSO XVI and an ARC of Truth, by Julia Karr, both in paperback, both signed.

3) The Iron Fey series (The Iron King, The Iron Daughter, The Iron Queen, The Iron Knight) by Julie Kagawa, in paperback, signed. ALSO Struts and Frets, plus Misfit by Jon Skovron, both in hardcover, both signed.

4) Across The Universe by Beth Revis, in hardcover, signed. ALSO Ashfall by Mike Mullin, in hardcover, signed. ALSO two Ashfall posters.

5) The Vespertine in hardcover and an ARC of The Springsweet by Saundra Mitchell, both signed. ALSO, Everlasting and The Eternal Sea by Angie Frazier, both signed and in hardcover.

6) Before I Fall by Lauren Oliver, in hardcover, signed. ALSO an ARC of The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer by Michelle Hodkin, signed. ALSO The Revenant by Sonia Gensler, in hardcover, signed.

7) The Stupid Cupid trilogy (Stupid Cupid, Flirting with Disaster, Pucker Up,) by Rhonda Stapleton, in paperback, all signed. ALSO Spotted; Your one and only unofficial guide to Gossip Girl by Crissy Calhoun, signed, in paperback.

8) Circus Galacticus by Deva Fagan, in hardcover, signed. ALSO The Midnight Tunnel by Angie Frazier, in hardcover, signed.

9) Rampant and Ascendent by Diana Peterfreund, both in hardcover, both signed. ALSO a limited-edition ARC of Shine by Jeri Smith-Ready*.

10) Love Bites; the Unofficial Saga of Twilight by Liv Spencer, signed in paperback. ALSO Love You to Death; the unofficial companion to the Vampire Diaries AND Love You to Death; the unofficial companion to the Vampire Diaries, Season 2 by Crissy Calhoun, both signed and in paperback.

Please help us by bidding on the auctions, spreading the word, or helping your own local animal shelter with volunteer hours or donations. If you have any questions, I’m available to answer them at christine at christine johnson books dot com (no spaces) or on Twitter, @cjohnsonbooks.

Thank you. Really.

*Shine ARCs aren’t being printed until January – ergo, this auction lot will not ship in its entirety until late January.

Horrible Things and Books and Dogs

November 15th, 2011

I don’t even know how to start writing this post. Maybe I should start at the end.

There is no happy ending.

Here’s what happened – and it’s horrible.

Eight days ago, on Sunday morning, my family was at my parent’s house. They live in about 20 minutes from me in a nice family-oriented neighborhood. We were out front and my parents were complaining about their across-the-street-and-one-door-down-neighbor. The house is owned by a very old lady who lives in a nursing home, and for a few years, it was occupied by her irresponsible grandson. The house has been abandoned for some time. Basically, he trashed it and then moved out. The windows upstairs have been open for months. The bushes are overgrown. It smells.

My husband, Erik, got curious and he and my mom and my kids wandered over and strolled around the house. A few minutes later, they came SPRINTING back across the street, announcing “We have a problem.” My mother was holding back tears. I thought one of the kids had hurt themselves.
I sort of wish that had been the case.

They found a dog – a German Shepard mix – locked in an enclosed porch off the back of the house. It was without food and water, living in its own excrement, and gravely malnourished. It was obvious that it had been eating the fiberglass insulation which it had ripped out of the walls. We called the police and filed an animal control report. We also gave it water and a little bit of food through a rip in the screen (we were afraid to give it too much food after it had obviously been so long without any.)  The worst part is that the dog never barked. The house is situated on a corner lot. So many dog lovers live on the adjacent blocks, and any one of them would have taken that dog in; fed and housed it until they could find a good home for it. Instead, this awful person just abandoned it there.

For eight days, there has been a neighborhood effort to feed the dog while we waited for animal control. I’ve been following up with the city twice a day, for eight days. Eventually, they filed a report. Eventually, they filed for a warrant to take the dog. And then Monday morning, the porch was unoccupied.

We have no idea where the dog is, other than knowing that the city didn’t take her. She was there Sunday evening. We hope that the owner came in the middle of the night (as he occasionally does,) opened the door and just let her out. We hope to find her, but we don’t know that we will.

It stormed here last night. The whole time, I wondered about that dog. If she’d found a place to hide. If she’d found something to eat. If she was scared of the thunder.

I’m angry. I’m angry and I’m sad and I am very, very tired.

I tried to do the right thing. I waited with decreasing patience for the city to come and rescue this abused dog. While I waited, I got increasingly upset about the whole situation. Sunday night pushed me over the edge. I am not just going to sit here and do nothing.

The unscratchable itch to do SOMETHING has led me to reach out to my author friends. I’m still getting donations together, but I can tell you this much. In a few weeks, there will be an on-line fundraiser for the Humane Society. Because the young adult author community rocks, you will all have the opportunity to bid on several absolutely AMAZING sets of signed books.

Actually “they rock ” doesn’t actually begin to describe the YA author community, because the winning bids? They’re going to be parlayed into even more money – more details forthcoming, but we have $1,000 in matching funds for the aggregate of the high bids from Carrie Ryan, author of The Forest of Hands and Teeth Trilogy, to be made as a donation to her local humane society. Additionally? Those winning bids? They’ll translate into volunteer hours that I’m ponying up for the Humane Society of Indianapolis.

I didn’t save this dog. I tried. I failed. I don’t know if I can get over that.

I do know that there are thousands of others out there just like her. I can save some of them. WE can save some of them. I hope the auction will do just that. Stay tuned for more details, and if you have a dog, give them an extra scratch today.

The strange hand of Fate

November 5th, 2011

Today I signed books at the Irvington library’s 10 year commemorative celebration. This is my neighborhood library, so I was excited to participate. There were some other local authors coming, too. One of them I already knew, but I glossed over the other two names in the preparation emails.

In walked one of those two authors.

“You look REALLY familiar,” I said to him.

He smiled.

“You’re a TEACHER,” I said.

“I am,” he agreed.

His name is Bill Gulde, and he teaches history at my alma mater. He also runs an amazing blog about the historic neighborhood where I live. We started talking about what I’ve done since high school, and about where we each live in the neighborhood. I told him my street name.

“Wait,” he said. “Is it the tan Arts and Crafts? The foursquare?”

“Yes,” I said.

“You were featured in the IBJ (a local newspaper), weren’t you?” he asked. We were both starting to get excited. SOMETHING was happening.

“Yes!” I said. “We were!”

So. Here I have to back track for a minute. Ages ago, before Claire de Lune first came out, I blogged about a teacher I didn’t particularly like. It’s a story I’ve told since, including on the GTOTW tour. Roberta Quandt (then Flack) was the first person who really encouraged me to be a writer, and her encouragement meant even more because we didn’t much care for one another.

Mr. Gulde (who said I can call him Bill now, but it turns out it’s REALLY HARD to call a teacher by their first name, even this many years later,) anyway, Mr. Gulde told me the most amazing thing.

The house I live in was built by Roberta Quandt’s grandparents. They lived here for almost 60 years. When our house was on the market last – until we bought it, that is – he and Mrs. Quandt walked through it and she told him stories, about the house and her grandparents. I always wanted to know more about this house. In spite of searching, I’d turned up very little. I’d always hoped some unknown source would show up with the sort on insider’s look only a family member would have. I never, ever expected it to come from source connected to my own past.

I can’t wait to have Mr. Gulde/Bill over for coffee and hear those same stories. He already has pictures on his blog of my house, sometime in the thirties. There’s a photo of two of the family men working on a car out front.

Roberta Quandt, this teacher, whose praise changed so much for me, and who passed away before I could properly thank her . . . . I live in her family’s house.

I shiver every time I think about it. A good kind of shiver. A “this is where I’m supposed to be” shiver.

It’s the sort of thing that makes it very tempting to believe in fate. If nothing else, in spite of its seeming immensity and complication, it turns out that the world is a very small place indeed.

NaNoWriMo, Running, and Pie

November 3rd, 2011

Many (most?) of you know that it’s November, which is the official month of Pie Consumption, as American Thanksgiving is at the end of the month.

It’s also NaNoWriMo. If you don’t know what that is, follow the link and then come back. Okay. Everyone all caught up? Good.

I’ve never said much about NaNo, because I have such mixed feelings about it. There are authors who’ve openly disparaged it, and there are other authors who do it every year to churn out drafts of new books. I don’t participate, because NaNo doesn’t work with my “process,” which I think might sound sort of snotty, but it’s TRUE.

That’s why I’m so iffy on the whole thing. Of course, I support the idea of people who want to write taking the plunge and drafting a novel. I think that’s great! Aspiring authors, I cheer for you! Yay, words! Yay, writing! Yay, art!

But . . . to participate in NaNo, you have to write 1,750 words a day, every day, for the entire moth. That’s how you get a 50,000 word draft and “win.” 1,750 words is a lot. That would be a lot for *me*, every single day, and this is MY JOB and I’m used to doing it regularly. I write, on average, 1,500 words a day, five days a week. Yeah, some people write faster than that. Someday, I might, too. When I started writing seriously, my daily goal was 250 words. ONE PAGE. That’s it. I knew if I did that five days a week, I could have a novel in less than a year. And the thing was, it was realistic. It was accomplishable.

Writing is like any form of exercise – you know how fitness experts are always recommending that people start small, with realistic, accomplishable goals? They suggest that so that you don’t burn out and give up altogether. It’s nearly impossible to go from couch potato status to running 5k every day and eating salad for lunch and steamed chicken for dinner. It feels GREAT for a few days, but then one day, maybe your left ankle’s bugging you and you can’t run, or your mom has a birthday dinner with lasagna, and because your plan is ALL OR NOTHING, you end up picking nothing, and you’re right back on the couch.

This is not an unusual story, but it’s EXACTLY what NaNo encourages people to do. NaNoWriMo is the crash diet of the writing world.

I’m sure there are people for whom this sort of adrenaline-fueled sprint is just the thing they needed to achieve good writing habits and publishing success. I think for most people, though, they end up either 1) quitting because they can’t maintain the pace, feeling like a failure, and giving up the dream altogether, or 2) pushing themselves through to the end, and feeling like they’ve drained themselves and abandoned the rest of their lives just to end up with a crappy draft that needs to be completely rewritten anyway. (NB: All first drafts need to be rewritten. IT’S FINE TO WRITE A CRAPPY DRAFT. The point is that if you feel so used up by the process that you can’t bear to start again, that’s no good.)

Because the reality is, once you finish your novel, it’s not done. Every year, agents start complaining in December, because they’re getting queries seeking representation for novels that were written AS FAST AS POSSIBLE the month before. NaNo books aren’t ready for querying. People who don’t know that, people who thought that finishing the draft/winning NaNo was the end of it, they get crushed when they realize that it was just a start.

If NaNo works for you, great. If it doesn’t, you don’t “lose.” Failing at NaNo is not the same as failing at writing, but it sure makes things feel that way.

Please, by all means, write. Please, figure out the maximum time you can devote to it and do that. And you’ll get faster. My personal word count minimum has crept higher and higher. It’s like adding miles to a one hour run. Eventually, you get faster. You get used to it. Eventually a nine minute mile is easy. Then an eight minute mile. But not right away. You don’t win a marathon the first time you strap on your running shoes.

Anyone who tells you otherwise is either full of crap or participating in NaNo.

Now go have a piece of pie, and then get back to your novel.

Happy Halloween!

October 31st, 2011

I love this holiday, for so many reasons, but someone on Twitter said it best this morning. So, on this All Hallow’s Eve . . .

“As the veil between worlds thins, pay attention. Messages are everywhere, and the otherworldly are looking for an audience.”

Happy Halloween!

Why I Write

October 20th, 2011

Today is the National Day on Writing. I love the idea, and I love that people are spending time today talking about why they write.

I write for lots of reasons.

Because  love it. Because it helps me to make sense of the world. Because it makes the inside of my head a calmer and more focused place. Because it’s fun. Because I get paid to do it (not that I wouldn’t do it anyway, but hey, there are days when I don’t feel like writing, but I – you know – have to.)

I also write – and this is right on the verge of getting sort of emo, so bear with me – I also write because when I do, it feels like I’m in my own particular right place, in my own particular right role, doing my own particular right work. I’ve done so many other things, so many other jobs, where I was such a square peg in a round hole that it actually hurt. Writing fits me. Call it dharma, call it bashert, but it all means the same thing. This is my right path, no matter how hard it is.

Now it’s your turn. Why do you write? Leave a comment or follow the conversation on Twitter (#whyiwrite)

Game time!

October 18th, 2011

Okay, so, backstory: Kerning is how close- or widely-set letters are from one another in a typeface/font. A few days ago, the amazing Saundra Mitchell posted this kerning game on Twitter. It’s addictive. It’s INSANELY addictive. Don’t believe me? Go try it. I dare you. But DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.